What's brown and lies on the floor? Same baby, 2 weeks later.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in 10 trash cans.
What's so great about these jokes? They're sick enough that you know I'm not serious, and the more you say them, the less sick they become. Senator Rick Santorum - yes, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, THAT guy - must tell those jokes constantly, because he doesn't seem to think there's anything slightly morbid about bringing a dead fetus home from the hospital to cuddle with. Sorry, I don't want to sound insensitive, I realize how heartbreaking a miscarriage can be, but something about that is just...wrong. I dunno. I haven't really thought about this enough to have a strong opinion on it. Maybe I just don't like Santorum. I don't deny that I despise him and everything he says and does. I even have questions about his roasting of house fascist leader Tom DeLay, and I hate Tom DeLay. Will the people in Pennsylvania PLEASE remove that brown stain from the Senate when they go to the polls next year? I hope so.