I won't list their names, because they didn't give me shit about the weed. Only I didn't have any weed in the car. I was visibly stoned, and I would totally fail any UA, so I'll give them that. Still, it was a frightening ordeal. I asked them what I had done, and they told me to let them ask the questions. Well, I answered all their questions, and my answers checked out, so maybe they could answer MY questions. What the fuck is wrong with their department? Don't they know that after a stolen vehicle is recovered, they don't need to worry about it anymore? And while they were wasting time with us, how many actual car theives got away?
At least I can take some satisfaction in knowing that the time they wasted with us is time they wasted not meeting their quotas. Fucking pigs.